Doctor McCoy and Spock go Christmas shopping in a… particular kind of shop. Wrote centuries ago for the K/S advent calendar and never posted here! I am doing it now, don't laugh ;P

Sex toys mentioned but not used!

Co-Author:  Danielle Stewart

Santa visits the Enterprise and we learn how Santa manages to visit all those children in just one night.

Summary: Because Jim Kirk is Jim Kirk, it's hard to tell when he is more than just attracted to someone. From personal experience, Lt. Uhura has come up with 10 signs to look for, to see if your captain may just be in love with your boyfriend.

Pairing: Disintegrating S/U to become S/K with K&U and S&U friendship

Companion piece to "10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is In Love with Your Captain."

Basically what it says on the tin.

This is what happens when I have trouble with my longer stories.

This is in response to Martiangirl's challenge, as described below:

Chocolate Hallucinogens by Martiangirl

Summary: Jim has heard rumors that chocolate is apparently the one substance in the galaxy that can make a Vulcan intoxicated. So of course he has to see for himself and decides to slip Spock some to see if it's true. He expects to see some adorable and hilarious drunken Vulcan boyfriend for the next few hours. He discovers that chocolate does indeed have an effect on Vulcans. . .just not effects normally associated with being inebriated. Turns out chocolate is a closer equivalent of psychedelic drugs for Vulcans. Spock ends up on the most terrifying trip of his life and ends up seriously freaking out. At first it's hilarious, then it quickly stops being funny, and Jim has to pick up the pieces because of his stupid prank. Some nice hurt/comfort moments with a happy ending please! This came about because I have searched and searched and I have yet to find any canon references to chocolate making Vulcans drunk. I know that the novelization of "The Voyage Home" states that sugar - not chocolate - has intoxicating effects on Vulcans, and that apparently Quark once offered a Vulcan the choice of Vulcan port or chocolate, but that's about it.
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 Despite the many stories on the subject, one does have to ask if getting Spock shit-faced is the best way to get him into bed. So for once, Jim doesn't get a hot and horny Vulcan covered in Hershey's Syrup.

Fact: Spock has boobs.

Fact: this is quite possibly the happiest day of Jim Kirk's life thus far.

(Fact: CRACK WARNING. Also, heterosexuality ahead.)

When someone dies, not all grief is caused by love.

Now Done!!!

Well, I just did the DUMBEST thing I've ever done--I deleted the entire story. So, let's try this again. Now re-posted wtih a new chapter, number 26 (as of May 3).

Later note: Thanks to my reader Jamali, who found Chapter 7 for me in her copy.

Even the captain catches a cold from time to time, but at least he has a friend like Spock to cheer him up.