Warning: Long prompt is LONG

My college roommate was a total musical theatre dork, and she introduced me to the fabulous show Next to Normal. The show is about a family that is torn apart by the (bi polar) mother's delusion that her son (who died in childhood) is alive and well. One of the numbers (which is absolutely heartbreaking) is "He's Not Here."

He's not here
He's not here
Love, I know you know
Do you feel he's still real?
Love, it's just not so
Why is it you still believe?
Do you dream or do you grieve?
You've got to let him go
He's been dead 16 years
No, my love, he's not here.

The challenge is this: Spock or Kirk died, and afterwards the partner who survived began hallucinating that his lover was still alive.

Requirements:

McCoy or Uhura needs to be the one “singing” to Kirk or Spock respectively. The story can take place in one or all of the following settings:

A) in a mental institution (with McCoy or Uhura visiting)

B) onboard the Enterprise as they head to New Vulcan/Earth (either for the funeral or to relieve the insane party from command)

C) at Uhura/Bones’ home, where (s)he has resigned his/her commission to take care of Spock/Kirk (If you pick this setting, I want it to take place at least a decade after Kirk/Spock’s death)

I’d like a bit of mystery/suspense thrown in as to how Kirk/Spock died, and why the surviving party reacted the way they did. I’m really not a “their love was so pure it just tore him to pieces to lose his lover” kind of gal. Give me a plausible reason for Kirk/Spock’s psychosis. (Maybe they already had mental/emotional problems before the death/murder and this drove them over the edge? They witnessed the death/murder? Spock transferred his katra into Kirk and it drove him batty, even after it was removed?)

I’d also like some form of unrequited love on Bones or Uhura’s part. (i.e if you’d like to have them in a quasi-relationship with Kirk/Spock, I’d like some good: “he’ll never love me as much as he did ___” angst)

Finally, Kirk/Spock CANNOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES come back to life. I don’t care how the story ends. You can have Kirk/Spock snap out of the hallucinations and get counseling, kill themselves, go into a catatonic state- anything, as long as the death of their SO is permanent!

Bonus:

I’m a sucker for flashbacks, and I’d kiss the feet of anyone skilled enough to break up the story and tell it out of order ala Pulp Fiction. (and, you know, have it still make sense and have more of an emotional impact for using that style of narrative)

I have an irrational fondness for Chapel. If she could be a major character, I'd die happy.

I wouldn't be at all upset if lines/lyrics/plot points from Next to Normal happened to pop up during the course of the story.

After a confusing chase and many misunderstandings, Jim and Spock have finally realized their love for one another and so have agreed to finally have sex. But there's a problem. After much foreplay, they both come to realize that they BOTH want to be the topper, and neither want to be the bottom. Spock presents his case logically why he should be the top, and Jim does the same, utlimately leading to a fight for the top position.

This can be TOS!Trek or nu!Trek. You decide how this problem will be concluded. Will Spock get to be top? Will Jim get to be top? Will they agree to alternate? Or will it drive them apart? And go.

Okay this has been in my head for too long, and I have come to conclusions I’m not going to write it, so I rather see someone else’s work of wonder.

Any way here’s the summary:

Jim and his mom (and possibly Frank) move out to Vulcan (for political reasons concerning his mother, or whatever other reason you can come up with.) Would prefer Frank to not be in this but, up to you. Jim has to attend a Vulcan school and because he is a human genius he catches the eye of a certain Vulcan (Spock) who is ridiculed at his school, and Spock automatically creates a weak bond with Jim (They’re T’hy’la), pretty much telling others he staked a claim. He then tries to produce a friendship with him, other Vulcans that see this try to also receive Jim’s attention (to either anger Spock or because they actually have an interest in him, or both.)

Spock then becomes VERY possessive and protective of Jim (he can began this possessiveness/protectiveness when him and Jim are still friends or when they form, a sort of boyfriend relationship)

Some Vulcans don’t get the point that Jim is Spock’s and Spock ultimately has to threaten a couple of them, or get a bit aggressive.

Sarek and Amanda have to be part of the story, and you can choose if they accept Jim and Spock being T’hy’la, or not.

*Kirk is the bottom

*Age between Spock and Jim, is around seventeen and eighteen.

Bonus: Jim doesn’t see Spock’s over protectiveness as a sign he likes or cares for him, since he really didn’t have friends on Earth.( this is before the form a committed relationship)

Bonus: If you include Frank, he is still abusing Jim, Jim’s mother is oblivious and Spock soon finds out about the abuse and becomes very angry, this anger can escalade to whatever you choose.

SUPER BONUS POINTS: Before and when Jim arrives on Planet Vulcan he’s in a relationship( preferably Gary Mitchell), but soon breaks up with him for whatever reason (your choice) AND early in Jim and Spock’s friendship, Spock finds out Jim’s in a relationship and becomes jealous thinking Gary is not worthy of Jim.

SUPER BONUS POINTS: In the end both Jim and Spock go to Starfleet academy, and Jim becomes captain and of course Spock Commander. And of course the crew can be added in later chapters.

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BONUS POINT JUST FOR FUN: since Vulcan anatomy is different from humans, Spock is a little *Ahem* in the lower regions, and that leaves Jim a little discouraged.

Rule: Have fun ^_^   

Sort-of crack-fic request (hopefully for Pamdizzle): 

Spock is looking everywhere for the Captain so that they can review some important scientific reports about their next mission. No one has seen Kirk for several hours and he is not on duty, so Spock logically proceeds to go to the Captain’s locked quarters. When he overrides the password and enters, he is greeted by Kirk admiring himself in the mirror, wearing women’s fetish gear including a leather and lace bustier set, six-inch high heels, makeup, and a Marilyn Monroe wig. Hilarity ensues, along with some hot, kinky sex! 

BONUS POINTS:

Kirk is tipsy.

Spock goes absolutely wild and gets violent (not unlike pon farr)!

Kirk is embarrassed and goes to the closet to find a uniform to change into, but Spock attacks him and shuts himself inside with Kirk, where they begin their encounter.

Bondage is included when Kirk takes a submissive role.

Either Kirk or Spock asks the other to sing a weird song during sex.

McCoy becomes involved in the scenario in a hysterical way.

McCoy’s medical expertise is embarrassingly needed due to the craziness of the sexual encounter. 

SUPER BONUS POINTS:

Sulu and Chekov discuss a dirty fantasy while on the bridge (exactly like what is happening in Kirk’s room).  Later, those involved with the incident at Kirk's quarters and a still-costumed Kirk rush onto the bridge due to an inopportune emergency, causing Sulu and/or Chekov to have stronger reactions to the bizarre situation than anyone else because of their previous discussion.

I have seen several stories with alternate universe slave Jim/Spock situations? 

What would happen is “present” Jim and Spock from Abrams universe found themselves on planet Vulcan, waaaaaay in the past.  Say before the whole logic thing?  Jim, blonde haired blue eyed would be a rather exotic creature to the locals.  And his First Officer?  Well, they’re not exactly friendly with one another.  And it’s going to take time, read at least a year and a half, before rescue is made in the manner of your choice, I’m thinking space storm combined with whatever planet phenomena but your choice really. 

Keep in mind!!! Vulcans are desert dwellers, make these past version of a civilized race tribal and nomadic, Spock might not like the new living standards but he’s going to be better equipped than his Captain.  Said Captain is not going to be thrilled with the fact that but smart enough to know he needs to rely on Spock. 

At some point Jim will be captured and carted off and Spock will not have a timely rescue, how long is up the author.  At some point Spock will have to fight for Jim, poor little human tied to a post as a ready prize for the winner, may be provocative, hell he doesn’t even have to be facing the fight but must be able to at least hear it.  Clothing optional. 

Don’t make Jim completely helpless against the Vulcans.  Give him some credit he’s a sneaky bastard and knows better than to go toe to toe with them in a fair fight. 

This Is my first challenge!

1. Kirk and Spock not in a relationship
2. They have a fling and Kirk somehow gets preggers (you can find your own way to make it happen, or ignore biology if you have to[That is illogical, however]but have the thing that makes Kirk able to be preggers happen BEFORE they have their fling)
3. Kirk and Spock both have feelings for each other but dont do anything until the pregnancy is a pretty big bump, but dont wait too long.
4. Spock gets EXTREMELY protective of Kirk and Kirk's belly.
5. Kirk gets clingy to Spock due to hormones and fear
6. 4 and 5 happen even before an actual relationship
7. Find them a reason to not be together, like an internal fear or something for both, or just shyness
8. Mention leeks at least once
9. have kirk wear the green wrap while preggers!

Bonus points:

  *Spock can't keep his hands off Kirks belly when they get together and a bit before

  *Mention leeks or leek soup as many times as possible without integrating leeks into the plotline or making it suspicious.

  *Pregger sex

 LIGHTHEARTED PLEASE, BUT SERIOUS, JUST NO DEATH AND DESPAIR AND CRAP PLEASE!

TOS UNIVERSE!! PLEASE! JUST DURING THE ORIGINAL SERIES, NOT MOVIES!