So like a few other fics I've seen: Vulcan is at war with Earth/Terran’s (so maybe make Vulcan’s more warrior like?)

Kirk and his crew on a mission (you choose what), get captured by the Vulcan’s and are interrogated and tortured physically and/or mentally (especially Kirk) because he has info on something (you choose, security codes or something) 

Spock is still half human, so even though he's the son of Sarek (the leader?) he's not trusted and is the interrogator/torturer of Kirk and isn’t as high in rank as he should be.

Then can something happen in which the Vulcan’s decide Spock’s too dangerous and so sentence him to death (and beat him up etc?)  Then have him escape with Kirk and crew and all are beamed aboard a Terran ship, welcoming Kirk and crew but Spock is thrown in the brig (despite protests from Kirk?)

You can find some way that they all work together and end the war or something and Kirk and Spock get together

Bonus points: if Jim angers Spock and Spock rapes (or nearly rapes) him when he’s being interrogated.
if someone’s injured when they escape but Spock helps them
And if they play chess while Spock’s in the brig

[Feel free to change things, I know I'm asking a lot, the idea wouldn't leave me alone but I'd ruin it if I wrote it :) Whoever does this I'll love you forever!]

So, I've seen a couple stories where Spock uses his telepathic skills to touch the mind of an animal in order to comunicate with it.

The basic idea here is that somebody on ship brought in a pet cat that snuck onto the bridge, and then there was a crisis, and the cat freaked out and is near ferral, attacking anyone who comes near it. Spock manages to hold it down and uses his telepathy on it so he can calm the cat down, but the strength of the cat's fear screws things up.

and TADA we have Spock taken over by the cat's instincts and fear.

frightened, nearly ferral, hiding in corners, Spock is a danger to himself, and quite possibly others.

How Kirk deals with this is up to you, and whether or not there is a relationship is entirely at your discretion. :)

Bonus points for cuddling pre-cat instinct removal but after being calmed.

mega bonus points if the whole story is longer than 14k words

and you'll just make my day if you follow it up with a crackfic where Kirk's the one with the terrified cat instincts, tho how *that* story works is up to you! ^.~

How would the Enterprise crew toast each other at various gatherings? From traditional to ridiculous this group of determined genius' will no doubt try to one up each other? 

Full of angst, drama, smut or humor, doesn't matter.

Good luckand godspeed.

Bonus: if you use the following traditional Irish toast in a new and inventive way. "There are four things in life that you must never do: lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love; If you must steal, steal away from bad company; If you must cheat, cheat death; And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.”

I have read many slave, bondage and prostitution fic here at kirk/spock archive but I want more.

I would love for someone to write a long fic or series in which Spock buys kirk as a love slave or vice versa, or where either one of them are prostitues and pleasures the other one. I also would love a little rape. Bondage, and crying is very welcome.

Extra points if the one in charge forces the other to take part in role playing.

Extra Extra points if the slave tries to fight back and has to be taught a lesson and or how to serve the other. 

I would perfer these stories to be TOS, Mirror, or AU. 

Nu!Trek universe. Our resident whiz kid Chekov develops a geeky crush on Spock. He goes to Jim for advice, unaware that his captain also has feelings for the Vulcan. What happens next? I'd like a happy ending for Jim and Spock, and Chekov to somehow come to realize Sulu's charms.

I want to see Kirk raised by one or more of the old Enerprise Crew...Say he started out being raised by Hoshi..but after she died (Tarsus) he went to Archer or T'pol or Doctor Phlox.

Chocolate covered Jim with bondage

Must have:

Jim chained to the bed with Spock licking chocolate body paint off him.

The two are in an established relationship.

Handcuffs

Slightly tipsy Spock

This can be set in TOS or ST:XI but I prefer ST:XI.

Can have the entire thing being interrupted by Bones, Jim having a weird allergic reaction to the body paint, or a red alert occurring just before things get good.

Nu!Spock seems to have chosen Uhura

Old Spock is lonely. So is Jim.

The two find comfort in each other but when Prime dies leaving a Pregnant Jim...what will change?

Most people have a personal bubble that dictates how close they allow someone to be to them physically. The closer you allow someone to get, the more safe, secure, and comfortable you feel with them.

I would love to see a ficlet or drabble, anything, where Jim, Spock, or other characters notice the lack of "personal space" between Kirk and Spock. As in, it's practically nonexistent. Maybe it could lead up to a spicy little encounter?

BONUS POINTS: If you can make it a 5-and-1 ficlet, from the POV of either Spock or Jim. Inspired by a K/S motivational poster I saw once.