Use 1 or more of the then 10 sentences from the Youtube clip in a story. It can be as crack-tastic as you want. Bonus points and metaphorical cookies if it isn't a crack fic or if you use all ten lines. The video clip can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajHITRmJZM
Most of the time, when Kirk is written as a girl, the author changes the character completly. It's understandable. Our culture has ingrained a lot of false ideas about gender into our heads. But for once, I would like to see a girl!kirk who is everything her male counterpart is and more! Kirk is committed to his/her work, strong willed, cool under pressure, a loyal friend and the best strategist in star fleet. He/She has his/her flaws, too. He's/She's a big flirt and also proud. Some might even say arrogant. But she's/he's also reasonable and never lets her/his pride endanger the things he/she loves most... his/her ship and his/her crew.
Please! Someone write a decent female Captain Kirk story! They are too few and far between.
Five times Nu!Spock was jealous of his older self's ability to show emotion around Jim and the one time he did something about it.
Would like at least two examples to before-relationship.
Something like:
Jim: A book! And it's HARDCOPY! Thank you, old man!
Spock!Prime: I thought it would make you happy. *Vulcan-smiles*
Jim: I got a book and a smile!
Or:
Spock: Your displays of emotionalism is unbecoming of a Vulcan.
Spock!Prime: I am a Vulcan. And you are being rude.
Jim: Spock, be nice leave your older self alone or next time I'm coming down by myself.
Spock!Prime: *logically mocking Spock behind Jim's back*
Spock: *seething and glaring*
Could I have a short story or poem based on the above quote please? Thank you.
My life has been systematically falling apart for the past six months, and just today a brand new shit-storm popped up to kick me while I'm down. Please, please, please, could somebody write me a H/C story to cheer me up?
I'd love to see something where Jim has to deal with his f-ed up up family screwing him over once again, (Moi? Projecting? Why, no, of course not.) and a very protective Spock comes to his rescue.
I'm looking for a veritable fluff overdose here people. Cuddling preferred.
I was watching The Final Frontier at a friend's house yesterday. I was shocked during the scene where Jim was mad at Spock for not shooting Sybok and threatened to knock Spock on his rear. I couldn't believe Spock offered to let him do it either. I liked when Bones defended Spock.
Write a story answering the following:
I might have to my own challenge but, if I have time but I really want to see this story. I am reposting because it was too confusing the first time around, and the formatting was bad. On to the challenge:
Universe: Abrams regular or Mirror Abrams, (if you can make it work in any other then more power to you. I haven’t seen all the episodes in TOS so I can’t speak to that; I know I am a bad fan.)
Trope: !Bottom Kirk
So Kirk likes Spock, and Spock likes Kirk but he will not admit it even to himself. So at some sort diplomatic mission to New Vulcan Kirk meets another Vulcan male. The problem is that the other Vulcan ends up falling for Kirk, and gets himself assigned to the Enterprise. Of course Spock has to find out. !Bottom Kirk please.
Can be any rating you want and any length you want.
Bonus points:
~The other Vulcan male is someone who picked on Spock as a child.
~Same Vulcan male sees the feelings that Spock has for Kirk and originally hooks up with Kirk to hurt Spock even more.
~Lots of Kinky sex
~Kirk being a “virgin” when it comes to men
Any other things you want to add you want just have fun. I will give Spock and Kirk shape cookies to anyone who gets all the bonus points, as soon as I figure out how to make them and make them look good. ::smiles::
Most people have a personal bubble that dictates how close they allow someone to be to them physically. The closer you allow someone to get, the more safe, secure, and comfortable you feel with them.
I would love to see a ficlet or drabble, anything, where Jim, Spock, or other characters notice the lack of "personal space" between Kirk and Spock. As in, it's practically nonexistent. Maybe it could lead up to a spicy little encounter?
BONUS POINTS: If you can make it a 5-and-1 ficlet, from the POV of either Spock or Jim. Inspired by a K/S motivational poster I saw once.
Spock walks in on Uhura and Scotty (kissing or more, it's up to you!). He finds himself trying to figure out if he even cares or not. In the post-breakup stage, a certain captain is there to comfort his Vulcan First Officer.
Abrams Universe.
Bonus:
- If Spock cries and Kirk finds him
- Bones tries to offer realtionship advice (I don't care who he gives it too!)
I have read many stories where Captain Kirk is oblivious to the whole Vulcan's use their hands-to-kiss. Where either Kirk is touching Spock and Spock lets him, or where Spock touches Kirk and Kirk doesn't know that they are kissing.
I want a story (one-shot or Multi-chapter) where Kirk 'knows' about Vulcan phisiology and 'knows' that Vulcans' hands are uber-sensitive and are used to kiss.
I would prefer:
Kirk having knowledge of Vulcan culture, language, and history and being very intelligent overall. (For whatever reason- but I like to think he learns all the Vulcan stuff because he has to work with Spock and becomes fascinated with it all.)
Spock courting Kirk (ie. touching his hands, either- hoping Kirk knows and will take the hint- or thinking he is being sneaky about it- stealing kisses on the sly).
After Spock initiates the kisses or courtship (whichever way you want it to go), Kirk expresses confusion or frustration because Spock wouldn't just come out and 'speak'.
-Maybe a Spock who thinks he's being sneaky (not wanting to get rejected?) and doen;t realise that Kirk does-in-fact-know...
I would like to see some hot smex- but I like a strong relationship fic as much as anyone. If you want it to be a three-or-more-some, go for it!
At least one Chess match between our boys- we can't miss out on their games.
Hi!
So, I read all of the de-aged Spock fics and I totally love them. And I would really like more of them, so here I go :
I want a de-aged Spock that hopelessy clings onto Kirk, with lots of jealousy, possessivness and fluff :D
And of course, when Spock has his right age again, I want a nice bonding happy ending =)
The rest is up to you, I'm looking forward to any fics that you guys will write ;)
Bonus:
If Sarek makes an appearance.
Go out and have yourself a nice relaxing dinner at a Chinese restaurant. At the end of the meal when you open your fortune, tack on the words “in bed” to whatever it says. Then write a K/S smut-shot/fic based on that fortune.
Any genre, any length, and anything goes.
If you don’t want to wait for dinner to get started, here are a few fortunes I pulled off the inter-web:
1. Teamwork: the fuel that allows common people attain uncommon results.
2. At times it is better to know when to exit than enter.
3. Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity.
4. Before you wonder "Am I doing things right," ask "Am I doing the right things?"
5. Action speaks nothing, without the Motive.
6. What breaks in a moment may take years to mend
7. Your dream will come true when you least expect it.
8. The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running.
(This is perhaps somewhat freaky and kind of AU, but...oh well. Might as well throw it out there.)
After his death, Jim (or rather, his soul) waits for Spock's katra to join him 'on the other side'. But when several decades have passed, longer than what most Vulcans could be expected to live, Jim finally start to worry. He returns to the mortal plane as a ghost, and somehow finds out that Spock's katra is being held in a katric arc in the Hall of Ancient Thought. Jim frees him, somehow- either by himself, or with the help of someone (a psychic human or Vulcan, for example) and he and Spock rejoin each other in the afterlife.
Doesn't have to be a long fic, I'd just be very honoured if someone who has more time and writing chops than me gave this a try :)
Jim tries to use a pick-up line on Spock and gets shot down for being illogical. Jim has to come up with a new line that will at least get Spock interested. The rest is up to you.
Bonus if the first line is super cheesy and if Spock doesn't even understand what Jim is trying to do.
Super bonus if the pick-up line is the first of the story.
“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you.”
They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.”
-Neil Gaiman, Sandman
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Must:
Be primarily angst, and have an unhappy, unrequited ending.
Include the K/S pairing in some way
Bonus if:
Bones POV- He loves Kirk, who in turn harbors a crush on Spock.
Uhura POV- Spock has broken up with her, and she watches bitterly as he and Kirk grow closer.
Superdooper Bonus Points if:
You use the entirety of the quote in the story. You can break it up and insert it line by line, or have it out all in one go. Must be spoken by a character or used in narration.
"Commander," Kirk said, "did you just slap my ass?"
Why, yes, he did, and happened in a public place in front of at least one other person (Spock is allowed to deny it, though, if you want to go that route)
Bonus Points if:
-Bones makes an extended appearance
-It happens while on duty
-It happens before Kirk and Spock are in a romantic relationship
Super-duper bonus points to anyone who can pull this off without Spock being under the influence of a mind altering substance or consciousness.
Kirk gets bored during an especially long, uneventful journey/travel time thingy, and decides to play crew matchmaker, starting with Sulu and Chekhov. Somewhere along the line, he falls for Spock.
'Verse doesn't matter so much. If TOS, bonus points for utilizing the yeoman-backrub scene in Kirk's attempt to woo his First Officer. If Abrmas'-verse, bonus points for Kirk's lack of verbal filter, blue jeans on the bridge, and making Spock curse, out in public as well as behind closed doors.
General bonus points if various members of the crew get caught pairing off in public places, Sarek expresses disapproval, and some sort of important transmission interrupts things.
Extra special bonus cookies if Kirk sings "Matchmaker" from Fiddler On The Roof, and at least one crew member asks him to stop or calls McCoy up to hypo him into submission.
I'd write it, but I think I'd kill it.