Other Results: 5 Challenges, 5 Series
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A Spelling Exercise by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary:

This is NOT my fault.

There's an old song called "M-O-T-H-E-R." I have reprinted it below. Thanks to Pamdizzle and Tlara, I came up with a very different song.

Once again, this is NOT my fault.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 2152
[Report This] Published: 10/08/2012 Updated: 10/08/2012
Addicted to Slash by Fugitive Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

LOL no excuse.  None AT ALL.

 

 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 1797
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2013 Updated: 06/06/2013
All About That Bass by spock2U Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Kirk should know better than to get Spock, his stoic Second In Command, rip roaring drunk on Romulan Ale AND Chocolate and then pass him the mic on Karaoke night. Because sometimes, when a man's reserve implodes with the force of three supernovas, you get even more than you bargained for...


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: FILKS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 428 Read Count: 1199
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2014 Updated: 12/16/2014
All I Want for Christmas by Carleen Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Song Parody of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas
Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 755
[Report This] Published: 12/06/2012 Updated: 12/06/2012
All That Slash. A K/S jizz by Spockaholic Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

This, my dear reader (and - hopefully - listener), is what I call a "jizz", a jazzy filk. Or in other words: A "jizz" is to "jazz" what "filk" is to "folk". ;-)

Lyrics written by Spockaholic and T'Lara.

Music: "All That Jazz"/"Chicago"
Vocals: Larissa Bernstein who at times tried hard not to break into laughter during the recording. 

Reviews are food for my muse.

 


Kindest thanks to Killa, who created the new category "Filks and Songs"! 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 204 Read Count: 1292
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2012 Updated: 06/06/2012
Summary:

Song parody of All The Right Moves by One Republic - All The Cloaked Ships.  Kirk sings about his troubles with those pesky Klingons.  Spock asks him to stop being illogical and xenophobic.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 542 Read Count: 1734
[Report This] Published: 04/06/2013 Updated: 04/06/2013
All The Single Vulcans by SpirkTrekker42 Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

All The Single Ladies by Beyonce Knowles rewritten as a parody.  Spock sings "All The Single Vulcans".  Crack ensues!  You can pretend it's the Glee version if you want.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: Songs In The Key Of Trek
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 738 Read Count: 785
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2013 Updated: 03/05/2013
Amokian Rhapsody by Spockaholic Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

In which the end result of an author's love for K/S and Queen is yet another raunchy song parody. 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Kolinahr, Pon Farr
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 372 Read Count: 1125
[Report This] Published: 08/15/2012 Updated: 08/15/2012
Baby, Is It Your Time? by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Jim is worried about Spock. Bondmates for what seems like forever, Spock begins to act like he did all those years ago. Could it be his time? Jim confronts him as he breaks into song.


Categories: Fiction, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 709 Read Count: 2299
[Report This] Published: 06/22/2011 Updated: 04/23/2016
Summary:

Just a K/S parody of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra. It's sung from Kirk's point of view.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 931
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2013 Updated: 11/02/2013
Between You and Me by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

It is amazing what we can find, when it truly was not written for them.

It was a song, written for the episode The Way to Eden. A hippy, peace loving song.

I always loved hearing this piece, and thought that it reminded me of Jim and Spock.

I imagine them being bonded, but something happened between them, and they are now, not speaking, but miss each other desperately.

It is a song of friendship, and love, and what they have to do, to get it back.

This slightly altered piece belongs to STAR TREK. The episode is The Way to Eden.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 1159
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2012 Updated: 01/11/2012
Blurred Lines by spock2U Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

A Filk of the Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines 'thing'. 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: FILKS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 713 Read Count: 704
[Report This] Published: 12/14/2014 Updated: 12/14/2014
Summary:

Just a humoprous song parody. Bones can see the writing on the wall.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 207 Read Count: 1779
[Report This] Published: 11/05/2013 Updated: 11/05/2013
Summary:

Exactly what you think it is...LOL

For Jeanne and AKO. Blame them and social media. Image by Elfqueen.

 

Thank you Wingstar, for embedding the image. ;)


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 680 Read Count: 3139
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2013 Updated: 05/08/2013
Commander Spock by USSMancave Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

A K/S parody of the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 291 Read Count: 1510
[Report This] Published: 11/05/2013 Updated: 11/05/2013
Summary:

Meatloaf's "Dead Ringer" filked for Spock and Kirk at the End of the 5 Year Mission - whilst Spock is studying to attain the Kolinahr discipline at Gol.


Categories: Poetry, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Drabble, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: FILKS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 523 Read Count: 2401
[Report This] Published: 04/24/2013 Updated: 04/24/2013
Deck My Balls by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim loves Xmas when Spock does what to his balls? A song parody to Deck the Halls. 

 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dominance/submission
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 100 Read Count: 1091
[Report This] Published: 11/30/2012 Updated: 11/30/2012
Summary:

I'm really not even sure if fucking with iconic poetry is considered filking, but uh...that's kind of what I've done here. LOL.

If Poe wasn't spinning in his grave after The Raven, he sure as hell is now...or perhaps he's applauding and nodding in ghoulish fascination...who knows. All I know is, I'm definitely going to hell for this. I've defiled a beautiful work of creepiness and turned it into porn prose.

There are two reasons this exists:

1) IvyCross linked a 'Who Do Write Like App' on facebook and I copied and pasted one of my non-fandom poems and it gave me Poe as a result.

2) AKO is apparently obssessed with frals, but that's secondary really. She got on my fb and unwittingly, or perhaps wittingly, said 'Do a parody of the 'The Bells'

Also, I'm pretty sure...someway, somehow, this is Fugitive's fault by seven degrees of separation. Just because...


Categories: Poetry, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Kolinahr, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 615 Read Count: 983
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2013 Updated: 06/19/2013
Get Down by missfae Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Always on time...


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 585 Read Count: 987
[Report This] Published: 06/27/2012 Updated: 06/27/2012
Summary:

Going All The Way - McSpirk The High School Musical. Apologies to Meatloaf and Jim Steinman!


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: FILKS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1111 Read Count: 852
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2016 Updated: 09/14/2016